I finally get it

  So I think the movie Hackers is fucking awesome, that is an established fact that can easily certified.  Something happened to me as I watch it on tv; that something is that Hackers is really fucking stupid, like really really fucking stupid.  Man, this movie is bad!  I didn't really get it until now, but I finally see what 98 percent of the world sees when they watch this movie.
  As I watch and see that last perspective, I also see a certain radness.  This movie was intended to be a comedy; the actors knew it and the director knew. the problem is that nobody else knew.  The flashy graphics and the soundtrack are distracting enough that you didn't notice that Jolt cola is in the movie a multiple times; everyone knows that jolt cola was a joke.  Red Bull totally kicked Jolt Cola's ass.

I also just realized that the actors and the director must have been rolling their balls off for the entire filming process.