While in the shower today I figured out what will be the best and tastiest burger plate of all time. Thomas Keller I'm coming for you. This thing will be expensive, unhealthy, a little bit of cruelty involved in the ingredients, dangerous to your body, stinky, illegal, incite a fuss among certain groups of people, and delicious.
Patty:
Kobe and Veal mix (expensive, unhealthy, cruel, protestable)
Toppings:
Micro Greens
Sliced Purple Heirloom Tomatoes (expensive)
Soft Unpasteurized French Cheese (expensive, dangerous, unhealthy, illegal)
House Made Rough Stone Ground Mustard
Caramelized Yellow Onions
Bun:
Made in small batches from a Vintage Yeast Culture (potential danger)
Side:
Potato free 1/4 Julliene (sic?) Foie Gras Fries in Medium/Light Batter (cruel, expensive, illegal in some places, unhealthy, protestable)
w/Spicy Black Truffle Ketchup (expensive)
Might as well serve it on a Lalique colored glass plate. (very expensive)
DELICIOUS!!!!!!!
I thought of this while in the shower and haven't stopped wanting one all day. I imagine that without knowing the details even the most militant vegan would eat and love it.
I can only think of two things that I would like to eat as much as this right now, and I'm just about as likely to taste either of those today as I am of tasting this burger. bummer
Saturday, October 23, 2010
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