So I go and get lunch. I got 13 big macs and ate them somewhat quickly. After that I took a nap. When I woke up my stomach hurt and I was like "what the fuck? why you hurting me stomach?". Then I remembered I ate 13 big macs.
My dad stopped one day and bought a sack of 10 burgers and just gave them to me to eat. I almost stopped at the last bite, but I figured I was in for the whole deal and chowed it. I'm not sure what he was up to.
When my brother and I were little we used to eat 10 packs of taco bell tacos. massive amounts of amazingly unhealthy food are good for kids; you should try it on your kids.
my stomach hurts just reading this post. the taco bell commentary just makes me even more nauseous. i'll never look at you and mitchell the same ever again. geez no wonder he's a "faux vegetarian" these days...
My dad stopped one day and bought a sack of 10 burgers and just gave them to me to eat. I almost stopped at the last bite, but I figured I was in for the whole deal and chowed it. I'm not sure what he was up to.
ReplyDeleteWhen my brother and I were little we used to eat 10 packs of taco bell tacos. massive amounts of amazingly unhealthy food are good for kids; you should try it on your kids.
ReplyDeletemy stomach hurts just reading this post. the taco bell commentary just makes me even more nauseous. i'll never look at you and mitchell the same ever again. geez no wonder he's a "faux vegetarian" these days...
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