fun times for dolphin hang-over

http://mrdoob.com/projects/harmony/

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after wednesday night things are going to change. some sadness and loss probably is going to spread my direction.  directions and possibilities are going to close.  my bane/muse/strangely connected friend might go away. 19 hours straight. love is a funny thing

sticks stones and broken shit

I'm going to have a change of scene today.
I should be running and training right now
clean the house
go outside
do some work at the studio (light for the gayngs show worked out)
pay my different rents
send my statement and price listings for the show (at SpotArt opens friday)
do my homework for work
tackle the mountain of dishes
do some cooking
stay off facebook
not spend all day doing stupid shit online
whole list of things to do.  time to have fun with it

I did have a change of scene today.  it was doing the much of the same stuff I would have done, but it was with a rad person instead of by myself; and instead of on my couch it was on hers.  hers is way more comfortable than mine

bwow

For having the worst brain busting hangover in a long time it was a really nice day.  Talked with the least boring girl in minneapolis all day then went to get food with said girl.  Despite the haze of complication that drifts around us most times today it was a clear as the sky.  time for a peaceful nap.  such a nice day. yay

it's all in the wording

wording can change the tone of a story dramatically.
    I woke up this morning fully dressed after staying up until who knows how long, with a pocket full of ripped up dollar bills, there was a tv show about people preparing for the strongman competition and fitness competitions still on and the volume, I'm still drunk from last night and i'm still fucked up by whatever it was that I took last night, I threw up, exchanged poorly thought out text messages, stumbled to the corner store to get some gatorade and something to eat that I could actually stomach and marveled at the fact that I am still under the influence of something.  oh, and I have the biggest headache I've had in a long long time.  i'm getting hit by a hammer each time a bird opens it's beak and the sun is blinding. I'm sore on every level.  this is the roughest morning I've had in a long time. I'm wrecked

 try this now:
I went to bed super late after going to a friends place after the bar. I got hang out with people I don't see that often which led too many drinks and stuff so once I got home I fell asleep watching a movie.  I hadn't even taken my shoes off.  I woke up with a headache and a hangover, talked to a different friend, then went to the store to get something to drink and a snack before I went on with the day.  it's a beautiful morning, the birds are chirping; it's too bad I have such a bad hangover.

I don't think I can word the violent vomiting, the burn in my right sinus from inhaling an unknown powder, the still being intoxicated and the not having any idea where I parked my car parts well.  I can just simplify it.

I'm a fucking retard

that's probably why I'm writing this and watching the second matrix movie when I should be running or sleeping.

jeez

I just looked up and it took me two hourss to post that last post. I guess that dolphin was a success

and while that gay dolphin stripper was awesome i do wish i hadn't given that last cigarette to that ho.


not awesome next day.  not not not not not awesome not awesome.  bad decisions happen after a ton of beer and whiskey.  stay away from all of it. dumb dumb idiot i am.  but the two days since have been good

adviecievic

Here is some  advice                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     (from what I've been told of course).

  if a stripper and a gay dude offer you a line from a pill with a dolphin on it,, go for it.



this is bad advice

                                                                                                                                                                          

yes

I had a rad time finding a friend's phone last night.  I had to work really hard, it was miserable.   Then at the end it was like the phone just fell into my hands.

coming up

I've got a show opening on April 2 at SpotArt.  Paintings.  All you light lovers gonna see some paint.  More publicity happening soon. word.  I am a way better ride home than Art. I know how to rock a brush. I'll linseed your oil. There is only one other person who will know why I capitalized "a" in that last art ; and she "lost" her phone to check out my "art".  I bet I could rock her "phone" better than "A"rt can.

Enough about that.  I will be showing some work this friday, and if things work out like they are in my mind I'll be rocking your "phone" too.

song"s" of today

I want to make you bounce


I've been wondering how many people even look at these.  leave a comment here or something on the facebook to let me know.

no time for subtlety

vasotr ntple zu jrsty ypfsu.  djr od zslomh s noh zodyslr. o ftrszy snpiy s giyitr eoyj jrt. o esmyrf yp zslr nsnord eoyj jrt, nrsiyogia nsnors. o mrbrt yjpihjy yjsy snpiy fpomh yjsy eoyj smupmr nrgptr. djr zsfr yjr etpmh vjpovr nu vjppdomh yp nr eoyj sty.  o apbr jrt.  djr ntplr zu jrsty.  divld.

de-cryptosize that bitches

song of today

these dudes are from finland and like mcgyver.  that last part would be enough; but I dig the song too

see some shit

right now I'm working on my page for MNarts.org, next up is a proper website and home for bluefuture design.  No pictures up on either yet, but that's only because I'm disorganized and I have pictures in files all over and I'm trying to find the best. (no pics as of 11:00 pm sunday night, I'll probably get some up tonight, I just don't want to promise then let you all down)

http://mnartists.org/bryant_locher

song of today

I bet I know some people who will like this

song of today

looking forward to this

new paintings, frames, pictures, website, cards, life, the future, other people, exercise, income, the calendar and probably something I don't know about.  Tonight I was hit by a big wave of overwhelmation as it dawned on me that I only have a couple weeks to get a whole lot of things in line.  So much potential awesome to look out for; as the theory goes, the more parts in something the easier it is to break; but at the same time there is the idea that destruction is actually an act of creation.  Is all of this going to break shit down and turn into something rad, or am I just going to crack?  Fuck.
B

check it, my brother did it

OFFICIAL SOLID GOLD WEBSTITE!

song of today

I can imagine people liking this one and maybe even getting some airplay. They are from British Columbia and there are two of them. They go by The Pack A.D.

russians have some sweet ideas

If I knew anything about how to work with this stuff my civic would look like the lotus james bond drove that turned into a submarine.  I wish I could remember the name of the movie, but oh well.  who cares?:

foam cars

bang some shit out

check out this page.  drum machine keyboard.  plug a recording device into your headphone output and you can still be someone who doesn't own a drum machine, but you will have recordings of some beats that are most likely bad:

Keyboard drum machine

here is a place with links to other keyboard instruments:

other things

song of today

I don't know anything about this dude, I just dig the track. Some trippy electronic stuff

song of today

Honestly I only got through half of this song, the part I listened to is good.  I mainly posted it because the venue it was recorded at is a killer place with great sound.  I also saw BJM play there with BRMC, it happened to be the show in the movie Dig where Anton flips out after a dude threw a tomato at him.  That was some funny shit.

Song of today

the singer of this group is in The Locust.  I saw the Locust at Coachella a few years back and it definitely damaged my hearing.  This is a way more of a song than a Locust track

song of today

Tiga track Chromeo remix.

Can you start a fire with a silver match?

Here is the site for my friend's website.  She makes some really cool stuff, so if you're looking for some rad accessories on the jewelry front check this out.

Carrier Pigeon Jewelry

I promise I don't work for Disney

If anybody likes some nerdy ass code-breaking game stuff go here.  It's a promo site for Tron: Legacy

Flynn Lives

new Iron Man 2 trailer

Mickey Rourke looks really scary with those electro whips, but I liked in the first trailer how they left out the briefcase iron man suit; that would have been a cool surprise.   The War Machine/Iron Man vs. Robots scene is probably going to be really cool.  Scarlet Johansen looks good

the comedy of things

I hope no one read what was on this before now. Sometimes I forget this is a public blog.  I forget that it's not really a place to air laundry. I really hope nobody read it, not really my most appropriate work.  100% not right place for it.  stupid me

the messiah went home

Sleep well my friend, we'll all miss you.  I've never meant the phrase "rest in peace" more than I do now.  Steve, if there is a happy place we go to I know you are there shaking your hands in the air and kissing some faces.  You spread all the love your big ass heart had and we soaked it up.  A little bit of love died with you.  Goodbye buddy, I hope you are finally getting some rest.

Steve "the Jewish Messiah" Jones died today, the cause isn't important, but the memories of him always will be.

"Bryant Lake and Bowl!!" a big overly salivated kiss on the cheek and a gigantic sweaty hug; nobody said hello better than you.  I can feel it now.

goodnight sweet prince

I'll miss you man

let's go back to tron girl

One thing a certain friend and I have in common is an interest in the girl in the tron suit. Here is my dream lady.  I think she is even laying in a Phillipe Stark lounge.  When this movie comes out the cosplay nerds are going to be all over this; or maybe just me.



look at this, see her move and her hot friend in white
she's got nice boots

an education

another thing I shouldn't have shared, another thing I hope no one read

another proverb by me plus some bullshit

A large light switch which turns on bright lights has the equal ability to turn off the lights and make it dark.

my last one was:

In the dark your pupils dilate to let in more light, but big pupils or not you are still in the dark

This part isn't proverb, it just links them to my state of mind
I've been alternating between walking in the dark and walking in the light a bunch lately.  Recently the lights have been turning on and off so much my eyes are fucked up and I'm not seeing clearly.  

It's too bad tron girl isn't here, I'd love to light her up

woah

shouldn't have written this one in a public place.  self censorship is a bitch

here she is. if you can see the picture larger you will see she is wearing some stylish shit (which glows)

fucking awesome.

I saw this early this morning at 9 something; I was laying in bed after I had been woken up by someone and was talking to that person while looking at some interesting pictures of her.  Then I found this.  Then I watched it multiple times.  I thought I would find a way to combine the two; plenty of thoughts went through my head, but favorite part of the exchange went like this, "that girl on the couch in the black is hot.""Yeah she does look good" few sentences, then I say "you should dress up like that for my birthday."  Most nerds go 6 to midnight when Princess Leia is in her metal bikini, some nerds go nuts for Sting in his metal bikini; I want the girl in the black glowing tron suit.

I think by writing that last thing I dropped down like twelve points on the cool meter, but who gives a fuck, I'm writing about Tron.   I thought the first trailer was cool, but the moment the kid switches to tron world and the big red crane thing is shown is fucking awesome, then comes  my lady, then there is some more cool shit.  watch away

dope song

RAD OMEN - "Rad Anthem" from Nicholaus Goossen on Vimeo.
excellent cameo by a Minneapolis native

double

topical

so yeah,

this situation hasn't made the life of anybody involved easier.

almonds made of jade
that were found by luck alone
now I can't let go

haiku for you girl

I finally get it

  So I think the movie Hackers is fucking awesome, that is an established fact that can easily certified.  Something happened to me as I watch it on tv; that something is that Hackers is really fucking stupid, like really really fucking stupid.  Man, this movie is bad!  I didn't really get it until now, but I finally see what 98 percent of the world sees when they watch this movie.
  As I watch and see that last perspective, I also see a certain radness.  This movie was intended to be a comedy; the actors knew it and the director knew. the problem is that nobody else knew.  The flashy graphics and the soundtrack are distracting enough that you didn't notice that Jolt cola is in the movie a multiple times; everyone knows that jolt cola was a joke.  Red Bull totally kicked Jolt Cola's ass.

I also just realized that the actors and the director must have been rolling their balls off for the entire filming process.

my friends and family doing neat things

Solid Gold story and free downloads

I'd believe this, but self doubt, isolation and an overwhelming sense of desolation keep me from believing anything :)

an excuse to be unbearable

songs of today and the next few days